Wednesday, February 25, 2009
I really honestly do get the best email.
This excerpted from a recent report from our Suburban Affairs Correspondent.
“It’s amazing how tiring it can be keeping one's patience for extended periods of time. I hope the delicate equation that represents the balancing act between anger and discipline and love and kindness that ultimately prevents me from drowning my own children in the bathtub continues to come out with positive values for n... at least until they are big enough to fight back... so I can claim self-defense.”
Ah, the joys of parenthood.
“It’s amazing how tiring it can be keeping one's patience for extended periods of time. I hope the delicate equation that represents the balancing act between anger and discipline and love and kindness that ultimately prevents me from drowning my own children in the bathtub continues to come out with positive values for n... at least until they are big enough to fight back... so I can claim self-defense.”
Ah, the joys of parenthood.
