Friday, September 28, 2007
continually getting the best email
The following is an indicative snippet plucked from a message I received just today from a fabulous public persona and jewelry designer of my acquaintance who must remain anonymous for fear of tipping off the feral and ever-frothing paparazzi.
"We have a copy of one of the $20 tickets in our front window with a sign that reads “on sale now”. Someone ask me “If the $20 tickets are on sale, how much are they?” I thought to myself “Judy, don’t drop a house on her, she doesn’t know any better”. I will tell you about the woman who eats bibles on Monday."
I simply cannot wait until Monday!
"We have a copy of one of the $20 tickets in our front window with a sign that reads “on sale now”. Someone ask me “If the $20 tickets are on sale, how much are they?” I thought to myself “Judy, don’t drop a house on her, she doesn’t know any better”. I will tell you about the woman who eats bibles on Monday."
I simply cannot wait until Monday!
