The Urban Elf

The computer network is a tool for cruel torture. Well, the one in place at my place of wage-slavery certainly is. Cruel sick psychological torture. Not to mention the physical evils being worked upon my person by the biblical flood of stress hormones coursing through my veins and eroding my vital systems. How? How can this be done, you ask. By what method? In answer I offer the following example.

click on icon to open directory
proceed to age at the customary rate for your milieu
die of old age
be reincarnated and renter the world in the typical screaming wailing fashion
continue upon your life’s journey until finding yourself in the throws of a metaphysical crisis
seek out an establishment such at the Shirley MacLaine’s Past Life Regression Hut
begin regression “therapy”
remember being happy and five
remember previously referenced screaming
remember that your former self was attempting to open a file
leap off of couch
rush back to former self’s computer
sit at desk
see directory open
click on icon for file
repeat