The Urban Elf

You can’t trust anyone. The world is in chaos. The end is near. OK, maybe I’m exaggerating. Overworked and under medicated is never a pretty combination. Especially when you throw in sexual depravation, impinged self-sufficiency and carousing withdrawal, well, I don’t have to tell you how cranky, bitter and potentially violent that can make one. I may have to go out into the public and beat people with my crutch while cursing them as hell bound ill-bred putrescent ruins to elevate my self esteem. Hmmm… just thinking about it made the day suddenly seem brighter.